0:17Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
0:22How can I describe the way I feel?
0:37Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
0:40Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
0:42Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
0:44And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
0:47Mariah, what ever happened to us?
0:49Why did we have to break up?
0:50All I asked for was a glass of punch
0:52You see, I never really asked for much
0:54I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such
0:58A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
1:00Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
1:03I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk
1:05This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
1:08Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
1:11Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, Crunk
1:13And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
1:16You can beat me with any spatula that you want
1:18I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt
1:20Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
1:23Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
1:25So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
1:29Bagpipes from Baghdad
1:30When will it ever cease?
1:32For Pete sakes, he's crazy to say the least
1:34Bagpipes from Baghdad
1:36What's going through my mind
1:37Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
1:39Bagpipes from Baghdad
1:41Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
1:43'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
1:44Bagpipes from Baghdad
1:47And act like a madman holding a Glad
1:49You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
1:52I'm the Miracle Whip trickster
1:53My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around
1:57I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
2:00Man, what an ensemble
2:01What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals
2:03This beautiful pill dust in my palm, my
2:05Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle
2:07Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
2:10I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
2:13The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja
2:15Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman
2:18You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
2:20You don't know what the fuck you're doin'
2:21I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
2:23Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore
2:25Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachi
2:28Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
2:31Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan
2:33Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
2:35Told him it's fuckin' on, man, what the fuck are ya doin'?
2:37You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower
2:40Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad
2:41Bagpipes from Baghdad
2:43When will it ever cease?
2:44For Pete sakes, he's crazy to say the least
2:46Bagpipes from Baghdad
2:48What's going through my mind
2:49Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
2:51Bagpipes from Baghdad
2:53Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
2:55'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
2:56Bagpipes from Baghdad
2:59And act like a madman holding a Glad bag
3:01In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
3:04I bet you they become heterosexual
3:07Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
3:09Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
3:12Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
3:14How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
3:17You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
3:19Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
3:22I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
3:25When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
3:27Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit'
3:30Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
3:32I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
3:35And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
3:38Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
3:41Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
3:43Bagpipes from Baghdad
3:45When will it ever cease?
3:46For Pete sakes, he's crazy to say the least
3:48Bagpipes from Baghdad
3:50What's going through my mind
3:51Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
3:53Bagpipes from Baghdad
3:55Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
3:57'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
3:58Bagpipes from Baghdad
4:01And act like a madman holding a Glad bag
4:04Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad
4:05Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
4:09Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
4:14Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
4:19Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah