0:01I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
0:04You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
0:09Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
0:14Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
0:17Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen
0:22Got murdered in cold-blood
0:25That old saloon there was their little "home away from home"
0:29They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
0:35You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce da 5'9"
0:40I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
0:42I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
0:45I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
0:47And a noise is spread, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
0:50Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
0:53Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
0:55Told him each one of his boys is dead
0:57I asked him to come to the dark side
0:59He made a choice and said
1:00Who hard? Yo I done heard worse
1:02We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
1:04To see which one'll swerve first
1:05Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds
1:08That of a globe on top of nine other planets
1:10Kissed the cheek of the Devil
1:12Intelligence level is hellier than treble peaking on speakers in the ghetto
1:15Dismissal, I'm not a fair man
1:17Disgraced the race of an atheist
1:18Intercepting missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
1:20One track sliced without swords
1:22I buried the Christ corpse
1:23In my past life when the black knight mounted the white horse
1:26And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation collaborating attempting to take over the Earth
1:30'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
1:33And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
1:36He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
1:38Above the law cause I don't agree with police either
1:42We ain't eager to be legal
1:43So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
1:46I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
1:48While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
1:51Releasing rage on anybody in squeezing range
1:53Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
1:57No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
2:00Cause I can't find a decent vein
2:01The disaster with dreads
2:02I'm bad enough to commit suicide
2:04And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
2:06When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
2:09'Cause I serve any stranger with money
2:11I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
2:14While slipping bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
2:16Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
2:19Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
2:21Whipping human ass, throwing blows, cracking jaws
2:24With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
2:26I'm blazing MCs, at the same time amazing MCs
2:28Somehow, MCs ain't that eyebrow-raising to me
2:31From all of angles of us, flash a Mack loud enough
2:34To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes erupt
2:39We're coming to get you!
2:40Stop! They know it's us!
2:42I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
2:44I'm the one who burned your house down, well I'm out now
2:47And this time I'm coming back to blow your house up
2:49And I ain't gon' leave you a window to jump out of
2:52Give me two fat tabs and three 'shrooms
2:54And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
2:57And when I go to Hell and I'm getting ready to leave
2:59I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
3:02'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
3:04And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
3:07He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
3:09Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
3:15Wall Street, Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady
3:21See you in hell for the sequel
3:33And so that's the story when Bad meets Evil
3:37Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
3:40Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
3:46It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
3:49Got shot in the back coming out of that old saloon
3:53But their spirits still live on till this day
4:00Wait, did y'all hear that?