0:05The way you shake it, I can't believe it
0:07I ain't never seen an ass like that
0:10The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
0:16I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
0:19I ain't never seen an ass like that
0:22The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
0:27The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
0:29She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam
0:32I think someones at the door
0:33But I don't think I'm gonna answer
0:35Police saying: Freeze
0:38What do you mean freeze?
0:40Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
0:42I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
0:44I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
0:48I'm already on my knees
0:49I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
0:53And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
0:57Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
0:59Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
1:02Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
1:04If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
1:07For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
1:10I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
1:14The way you shake it, I can't believe it
1:17I ain't never seen an ass like that
1:20The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
1:25Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
1:28Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
1:31Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
1:36Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
1:39Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
1:42I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
1:44Police saying: Freeze
1:47What do you mean freeze?
1:49Geez, I just got my seat
1:51I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
1:54Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
1:56I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
2:00I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
2:02And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
2:05Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
2:08I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
2:11Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
2:14What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
2:17I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
2:19And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause that is a puppet on my hand
2:24The way you shake it, I can't believe it
2:26I ain't never seen an ass like that
2:29The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
2:35Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
2:38I ain't never seen a butt like that
2:41Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
2:45The way she moves she dances like a go-go
2:48In that video she sings get out your poles, so
2:51I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
2:57What do you mean freeze?
2:59My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
3:02I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
3:06Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
3:09Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
3:12I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
3:15On the radio, but I think I did
3:18Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
3:21Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
3:23I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
3:26Get to the chopper, everybody get out
3:29I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
3:33The way you shake it, I can't believe it
3:35I ain't never seen an ass like that
3:39The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
3:44So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
3:47I ain't never seen an ass like that
3:50'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
3:55Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)