0:37Baby, your dada loves you
0:41And I'mma always be here for you
0:43No matter what happens
0:45You're all I got in this world
0:48I would never give you up for nothing
0:51Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
0:57C'mon Hai-Hai, we going to the beach
0:59Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat
1:02Oh, where's Mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk
1:05Oh, that smell? Dada must've runned over a skunk
1:07Now, I know what you're thinking
1:08It's kind of late to go swimmin'
1:10But you know your Mama, she's one of those type of women that do crazy things
1:13And if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
1:16Don't play with Dada's toy knife, honey, let go of it
1:18And don't look so upset, why you acting bashful?
1:20Don't you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle?
1:23And Mama said she wants to show how far she can float
1:26And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
1:28It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt
1:30Her was eating dinner while you were sweeping and spilled ketchup on her shirt
1:33Mama's messy, ain't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
1:37And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
1:39Just the two of us, just the two of us
1:44Just the two of us, just the two of us
1:49Just the two of us, just the two of us
1:54Just the two of us, just the two of us
1:59There's a place called heaven and a place called hell
2:02A place called prison and a place called jail
2:04And Dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
2:07'Cause Mama's got a new husband and a stepson
2:10And you don't want a brother, do ya?
2:11Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll explain it to ya
2:15But for now, we'll just say Mama was real, real bad
2:18Was being mean to Dad and made him real, real mad
2:20But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout
2:23Sit back in your chair, honey, quit trying to climb out
2:25I told you it's okay, Hai-Hai, want a ba-ba?
2:28Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
2:31Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your didee
2:33Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
2:36Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
2:41Just the two of us, just the two of us
2:46Just the two of us, just the two of us
2:52Just the two of us, just the two of us
2:57Just the two of us, just the two of us
3:02Wake up, sweepyhead, we're here, before we pway
3:05We're gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier
3:07Baby, don't cry, honey, don't get the wrong idea
3:10Mama's too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear
3:12That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
3:15Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake
3:18Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock?
3:20We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
3:23Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
3:25One, two, free, whee!
3:28There goes Mama, splashing in the water
3:31No more fighting with Dad, no more restraining order
3:33No more stepdada, no more new brother
3:36Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you wuv her
3:39Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
3:41But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk
3:44Just the two of us, just the two of us
3:49Just the two of us, just the two of us
3:54Just the two of us, just the two of us
4:00Just the two of us, just the two of us
4:05Just me and you, baby, is all we need in this world
4:14Your dada will always be here for you
4:17Your dada's always gonna love you
4:20If you ever need me I'm always be here for you
4:25If you ever need anything, just ask
4:28Dada will be right there