Practice: Mona Lisa (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

I got a story to tell, you know that I cherish thee

Hope it ain't too many feelings involved

I see n- in this bitch, stuntin', popping bottles

Getting drunk with these b-

And when they leave, they get followed

Fall asleep with that b-

And really don't know much about her

Then she let us in, we take all of your sh-

And when you wake up

She help you try to find it, I love it

I be with b- that be with b-

That be with n- with riches

I tell her, "Get him," she say, "I got you,"

I say, "No, b-, I said get him"

And they so pretty and they hair lengthy

He hit it and sleep on her ti-

And she give us the word

We come through with AKs

It's a stick up, she scream like a victim

Now you, feelin' so silly

I smoke color purple

I'm up in here feelin' like Celie (ooh)

Nappy ass dreads, what's that you say?

Watch your mouth, milli vanilli (ooh)

You can get snaked, you can get faked

Out by the b- that you feeling

'Cause you thought that she was an angel

That b- ain't no angel, I treat her halo like a frisbee

And you tell her your business, she tell me your business

You tell that b- what you feeling

All of the beans you be spilling

To you, she lie through her teeth cavities, fillings

She know where you hide it, tell me where it's hidden

She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit

We break in your home and take the specifics

And meanwhile, the b- is on vacation with him

So she don't get blamed

We don't snatch chains, we find out addresses

And we don't leave messes

You only know that it's gone when you check it

Then your first thought is to start second guessing

She say, "What's wrong?" He say, "Nothin', keep restin'"

She say, "What's missin'?" "How you know somethin' missin'?"

He scratch his head, she say, "Get back in bed"

And she gave him some h-

Boy, you can't trust them b-, and then she say, "Ooh"

I see n- in this b-stuntin', poppin' bottles

Gettin' drunk with these b-

And when they leave, they get followed

I be with b- that know the b-

That's with the n- we followin'

Get them on the line

Stay two cars behind

And tell them h-, don't be so obvious

Mona Lisa

Long hair, don't care

She handle the business and don't ever tell

She bite the bullet and cough up the shells

She tell him, ooh, daddy, let's go to your place

And if he say, yeah, then we meet him there

She feed him lies with his silverware

She don't want love, she just want her share

I, know a b- named Liz

This n- think she his 'cause she tell him that it is

So he tell her all his secrets, he tell her all his fears

And then she tell me, and I be all ears

And then I go and tell my people

And they already know him

And then I call Liz and she say he comin' over

I say, "Good girl, just remember what I told you"

She gave me the salute, I say, "Girl, you're a soldier"

We're waitin' outside, watch him pull up

Walk up to the door and right before he knock

She open the door naked

She left it unlocked

They started french kissing so he didn't see moi

And then she let him in, they stopped on the couch

Music up loud with his head in the cloud

Turn that sh-down and I scared the piss out of him

Piss a n- off, put a gun to his frown

N-, turn around, I ain't here to f- around

I ain't here to f- around

Caught you wit' your pants down

You know what it is, put your f- hands up

Liz, that's enough, you can put your hands down

And then he looked dead at her and he shook his head at her

She a good actress and you a dead actor

You'll be dead after we get what we're after

If Liz call you daddy, she about to be a b-, oh

I got way too many b- that do anything for me, n-

But think for me, n-

Send her to you like she ain't for me, n-

I hope you alone like bankruptcy, n-

She pour you a drink, that drink on me, n-

She slip somethin' in it, now faint for me, n-

Mona Lisa, I done painted the picture

Mo-Mona Lisa, out the frame on these n-

P- got you out of character, n-

You fall for these h- off your ladder, my n-

Take everything that you have

'Til you don't even have an opinion

We have you attention

And now you're looking down a barrel though, n-

Now she looking for her pantyhose, n-

We just looking for the casserole, n-

But she gon' show us where you stash it though, n- (Mona)

Ah, everyday she wake up with a different colour make up

And a promise he gone take her to the movie and the mall

Chilling with the Laker, on the floor, fourth quarter

Fourth minute on the clock, Black Mamba with the ball

Paparazzi lookin' at 'em both poppin' up and take a picture, uh

Probably on a Internet blog

In a minute, he gon' be admitting that he love her on his mother

Man, he wanted meet her mother by tomorrow

(Mona Lisa)

P- good enough, it got him sinnin' in the walls

And he diggin' in it like he livin' in it

Make a new religion with it

Man a n- 'bout to go against God

Poetry in a pear tree, sweet tone like a hummingbird

When she asked him, did he want to make love in a yellow taxi

Never gave two f-, jumped in the backseat

Woke up in the morning to The Great Gatsby

Then he dogged it again like the b- Lassie

I'm a dog in the wind, I'm a pit laughing

I'ma call up again like I did last week

Make good with the friend and I'm all jazzy

Britney with the twin and the girl Ashley

Found out that I f-, he was unhappy

B-, I never let the bullshit get past me

Better yet, I wanna break up, don't you ask me

'Bout a motherf- double standard, acting

F- on another n-, that's negative alone

But you sucked this d-, that's just nasty

Matter of fact, b-, gimme your phone (no)

You f- with Wayne? (No)

B-, gimme your phone (no)

Let me, let me take this call real quick (lick me like a lollipop)

He on your f- ringtone?

Is that the sh- that you do?

-Chin' yourself, looking at Kendrick videos

Jump on the internet, watching his interviews

I don't know what the f-, lately gotten into you

Tell me who love you, I bet I love harder

Forgot all the sh- that I did for your daughter?

The pampers, the Pedialyte and my momma daycare after school

And she never did charge her

You scandalous as f-, and I hope you blow up

You know what, I give up

Let me go get my gun, I got one in the chamber

I'm plannin' on aimin'

Goddammit, you know that the damage is done

B- I'm emotional 'cause I'm in stress

I'm not supposed to go through this, I guess

So in conclusion

Since you like rappers that's killing that p-

I'm killing myself

She say, ooh, daddy, ooh, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa

Ooh, fake smile, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa

She say, ooh, no emotion, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa

Now he get the picture, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, yeah